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Forward Observation Post:
Col. Demask lowered his field glasses and shook his head.
“There must be nearly half a dozen of those teleporter beacons down there. We’re going to be running the gauntlet on this one,” he said.
“Why don’t we just order in airstrikes to take them out? Or destroy them with artillery?” Lt. Rikun asked.
“Our mission is to secure them, not destroy them, unfortunately. The worshipers of the Machine God want to pull them apart, try and figure out how to counter them,” Col. Demask responded.
“So in come the guard to do the fighting and dying while those tech priests fiddle with their damned machines,” Lt. Rikun asked.
“You know your duty, Lt. The Mecahnicus need to understand how these blasted things work so that we can stop them. If we destroy these, the Orks will just send more down. We have to learn how to prevent them from teleporting in, otherwise we are stuck in a game of destroy all the beacons faster than the Orks can drop them. That is a game we will not win, and we are not in the business of losing,” Col. Demask said. “The tech priests have promised us that if we can capture enough of these things, they will have a disrupter for us as early as the next battle. That is a tool that could win us this war.”
“I understand, sir. I will obey and perform my duty in the name of the Emperor,” Lt. Rikun responded. “I just wish there were an easier way.”
“As do I, son. But we aren’t alone on this one; the Space marines will be joining us. One of them is worth a dozen greenskins.”
“Aye to that, Col. But they will have to fight for all they are worth to beat us to the prize!”
“That’s the kind of fighting spirit I like to hear in my officers, son,” Col. Demask responded.
“Thank you , sir,” Lt. Rikun responded, smiling.
“We may also be aided by some Xenos mercenaries from what I have been told.”
Lt. Rikun’s smile quickly fell into a frown. “Xenos, sir? When does the finest fighting force in the Imperium turn to Xenos scum for support?”
“I understand your feelings, Lt. and share them, but the coming battle will be fierce and we will need every tool we can muster in order to win. And remember, every Xeno that falls in battle is a comrade in arms that will live in his stead,” Col. Demask replied.
Lt. Rikun’s smile came back, “Excellent point sir, we will drown the Orks in the blood of our enemies. A victory on two fronts! What is our plan for the battle?”
“We will secure that point there,” Col. Demask said, pointing to a bombed out building, “and use it as our field HQ. From that point, we will deploy our forces to secure the objectives and then hold off any Orks or their allies that came to take them back.”
“A simple plan, but an effective one. I will prepare the troops for combat, sir,” Lt. Rikun said.
“Very well,” Col. Demask replied, “For the Emperor.”
“For the Emperor,” Lt. Rikun responded as he left.
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Aboard the Killkrooza, Oomie Blasta
“Awright, listen up ya gits!” Warboss Grotsnog Groin Stompa shouted at the assembled Boyz, “We’se gonna jump in dis ere tellyporta when Orkimedes gives us da signal. Den we’se gonna tellyport down to da Oomie planet and crump anyfing dat we see!”
“Dat’s a right cunnin plan, Boss,” Nob Burnbo Bone Breaker said.
“Of course it is, dat’s why I’m da boss, see? I’m da cunninest and da stompiest Ork around!” Groin Stompa said as he fired several rounds of his shoota into the air for effect. “But dat’s not all of me plan, the cunninest part is comin up next,” he said conspiratorially.
All of the assembled boyz nudged each other and smiled, rubbing their hands together in anticipation. They leaned closer to hear what they knew would be an especially cunning and sneaky plan.
“I knows where da Oomie base is, see. We’se got a tellyporta beacon hidin where da Oomies don’t see it, right near der base. So we’se gonna sneak in da back, and then smash all da stoopid Oomies when dey isn’t lookin!”
All of the Boyz looked up in awe at their Boss. He truly was a fearsome intellect in addition to being a peerless Stomper of Groins.
“Boss, youse a genius,” Burnbo said.
Groin Stompa laughed a very evil laugh, “Yeah, I am, ain’t I?”
The assembled Boyz laughed along with their Boss.
“Awright, dat’s enough with da laughin, let’s get ready ta do some stompin,” Groin Stompa said.
“Hey Boss, what about dem Spikey boyz and da uver boyz dats gonna be fightin wiv us?” asked Burnbo.
“We’se gonna send them gits in first,” Groin Stompa said. All of the assembled Boyz recoiled as if acid had been thrown on them.
“Boss, youse gonna let dem uver boyz get into da scrape before us?” Burnbo asked in pained tones.
“Har, har! I got ya, ya dumb gits!” Groin Stompa laughed, “No way dem Spikey boyz and uver boyz is gonna get into da fight before us. Wese gonna send dem in last sose dey can see how real Boyz does fings!”
The assembled Boys all burst into laughs and cheers, some firing their shootas into the air, or into the back of the Ork in front of them.
“When we win dis battle, ladz, Orkimedes is gonna build us a whatzit dat can stop da Oomies from using any kind of sneaky tricks to get around us. Deys gonna have to fight us square, da Orky way!”
“But Boss, if we use a sneaky trick to get around da Oomies, don’t dat mean wese fightin in a unOrky way?” Brunbo said.
Warboss Groin Stompa frowned at Nob Burnbo, “you sayin my plan aint Orky?”
Burnbo fumbled for words before sputtering out, “no Boss, it’s just dat you said dat if da Oomies did what wese doin, it wouldn’t be fightin da Orky way.”
Groin Stompa shot Brunbo in the face with his shoota. Burnbo’s head exploded in a spray of green pulp.
“Dat’s because dey aint Orks, ya dumb git!” Groin Stompa shouted at Burnbo’s twitching body.
All of the assembled Boyz burst into laughter, slapping each other on the back.
“Alright, ladz. Whose ready for a WAAAGH!!!!!!???”
The assembled boyz all threw their heads back and shouted, “WAAAGH!!!!!!!!”
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